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Futurama Episode Guide Production Season

If you want some essential information about each episode, you'll find it here. This Futurama Episode Guide can be seen by Production and by Broadcast Season. Each Episode includes the title, broadcast and production coding, small caption, a detailed description, air date, writers and directors and a fun quote. You can also go to extra related stuff of each episode if available. The Broadcast Season order is based in the Episode Original Airdate.

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AMAZON WOMEN IN THE MOOD
Secreted by the Comedy Bee
03ACV01
S03E05
After Zapp realized that Kif fell in love for Amy, and that she knew Leela, Zapp asked for a double date that Leela accepted just because Amy was interested in Kif. Zapp takes control of a restaurant that ended in a planet ruled by the Amazon Women. Fry and Bender go rescue them but they were captured like the others. The Amazons leader was a femputer that decided the death of the men by Snu Snu. While Amy trid to save Kif, Bender discovered that the femputer was just a fembot and he convinced her to release Fry, Zapp and kif.

QUOTE:
    Amazon 1: Women go free. Men stay in chains
    Amazon 2: We take them to our leader... she know what do!
    Fry: (mocking sound) A female leader...
    Leela: Fry, shut up!
    Fry: Yes captain

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: February 4, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Lewis Morton
DIRECTED BY: Brian Sheesley

PARASITES LOST
IF NOT ENTERTAINING WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN
03ACV02
S03E04
After Fry ate a filthy egg salad sandwich, some intelligent parasites set up in his body. Fry started to behave smarter and he was stronger. All the crew but Leela when inside Fry like minirobots to expel the parasites but Leela started to fell in love for the new Fry and she destroyed the crew minirobots. Fry realized that Leela loved him because of the parasites and he decided to expel them by himself, the parasites abandoned his body but then Leela stopped feeling the same for him.

QUOTE:
    Bender: Yo, old guy! Why do we have to use those tiny microdroids. Can't you just shrink us?
    Proffesor: Oh my! No. That would require extremely tiny atoms, and have you priced those lately? I'm not made of money. Leave me alone!

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: January 21, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Eric Kaplan
DIRECTED BY: Peter Avanzino

A TALE OF TWO SANTAS
THIS EPISODE PERFORMED ENTIRELY BY SOCK PUPPETS
03ACV03
S04E02
With Xmas approaching the Planet Express crew made a delivery to Neptune. They captured Santa in some ice and Fry decided to have a 20th Century Christmas. Bender assumes the Santa's role but he is captured and sentenced to death. Fry and Leela went to Neptune to help Bender but Santabot attacked them. They escaped but without knowing that the Santabot was going to the Earth with them. Bender was saveb by Santabot and became his helper for this Xmas.

QUOTE:
    Leela: Remember Professor... Bender is Santa. So we don't need to hurt him right?
    Professor: Yes yes yes, you sound like a broken mp3!
    (Bender enters thru the chimney)
    Bender: Ho ho! (then the Professor shoots Bender) Ow!
    Leela: Professor!! Don't you remember what I told you?
    Professor: Nooo!! (and he shoots again)

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: December 23, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Bill Odenkirk
DIRECTED BY: Ron Hughart

THE LUCK OF THE FRYRISH
BROADCAST SIMULTANEOUSLY ONE YEAR IN FUTURE
03ACV04
S03E10
Fry was having only bad luck, so he and the crew went to the ruins of NY to find his 7 leaf clover that he hid from his brother Yancy in the past, so he couldn't have it. Fry searched the clover but since it wasn't there, Fry thought that his brother stole it and not only that but also his name, dreams and life. Fry decided to take the clover from his brother grave but right there, he found out that it was actually his Yancy's son, his nephew.

QUOTE:
    Bender: Who is that God-like figure?
    Fry: It's my brother Yancy! And there in his lapel... my seven-leaf clover! I knew he stole it
    Leela: Hold the phone. If that's Yancy then why does the inscription read Philip J. Fry?
    Fry: Wait a second? That's my name! Good Lord. He ditched his goofy name and stole mine!
    Bender: Apparently this brave adonis, this cadillac of men, was the first person on Mars
    Fry: First person on Mars? I should have been the first person on Mars! He stole my clover, he stole my name and he stole my life! (punches the statue) And now he broke my hand
    Bender: His legend lives on

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: March 11, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Ron Weiner
DIRECTED BY: Chris Louden

THE BIRDBOT OF ICE-CATRAZ
Now With Chucklein
03ACV05
S03E09
The crew has to tow an oil tanker but since it's going near to the Pluto natural reserve, Leela goes to protest instead of deliver the tanker. Bender became the captain but he crashed the ship and soiled all the reserve. Bender is condemned to clean the penguins of the reserve but he escapes and literally converts into a penguin. There was an overpopulation of penguins because of the oil and Penguins Unlimited decided to kill a lot of them. Leela found Bender and since the penguins started to attack everyone they were saved by Fry and with not Dr. Zoidberg.

QUOTE:
    Professor: Well Fry, or should I say captain Fry... no I shouldn't because Bender is the new captain
    Fry: Bender!
    Professor: That's right. Been a captain is about intuition and heart, a good captain can't have either one. That's why the cold and logical Bender it's perfect for the job.
    Bender: Well, I do think that human life is expendable.

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: March 4, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Dan Vebber
DIRECTED BY: James Purdum

BENDLESS LOVE
TORN FROM TOMORROW'S HEADLINES
03ACV06
S03E06
After the ship crashed 'cause of a sabotaged L-unit. The crew found out that a lot of stuff was bended, including the Professor. Since Bender was guilty of all this, he went to satiate his bending lust in a bending factory where he met a sexy fembot named Angeline and Flexo, her ex-husband. Bender and Angeline fell in love but Bender later saw her with Flexo. Bender made a plan, dress like Flexo to see if Angeline still felt something. The robot mafia was mad because that "Flexo" was expending a lot of money and they tried to kill him with a unbendable gird that Bender bend and saved Flexo.

QUOTE:
    (After all the crew saw the sabotaged L-unit of the Planet Express ship)
    Fry: That doesn't look like and L at all... unless you count lower cases
    Bender: You know we don't! (and slaps Fry's face)

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: February 11, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Eric Horsted
DIRECTED BY: Swinton O. Scott Iii

THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STUPID
80% Entertainment By Volume
03ACV07
S03E07
When a race of giant brains attack the Earth and made every single person stupider, Leela's pet, Nibbler, saved her and went to the planet Eternium were she found out that Nibbler's race was actually the oldest civilization of the universe. They sent Leela back to contact Fry, because he was the only person immune to the brains telepathic attacks. Fry defeated the biggest brain and made the brains leave the planet for no reason.

QUOTE:
    (With Fry trying to think and hurt the biggest brain)
    Fry: Hey, thinking hurts him. Maybe I can think of a way to use that. Aha! Prepare to be thought at! Leela, give me a topic
    Leela: Duuh...
    Fry: Seriously, I can't think of anything!

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: February 18, 2001
WRITTEN BY: David X. Cohen & Jeff Westbrook
DIRECTED BY: Mark Ervin

THAT'S LOBSTERTAINMENT!
DECIPHERED FROM CROP CIRCLES
03ACV08
S03E08
Zoidberg biggest dream was to become a comedian. He called his uncle, Silent hologram star Harold Zoid. Harold convinced Zoidberg to make a new movie and with the help of Bender, that convinced Calculon to fund and be the protagonist of the movie promise him that he'd win an Oscar. In the Oscars ceremony, while Fry and Leela were stuck in a tar pit with the starship, Zoidberg decided to give the award to his uncle, that later gave it to Calculon because this last one was going to kill him.

QUOTE:
    Calculon: 400 categories and not a single nomination for me
    Zoidberg: But you won this Golden Globe
    Calculon: Piffle! That's the Emmy of movie awards! I told you I want an Oscar!!
    Bender: Then maybe you should act better
    Calculon: The Oscar isn't about acting. It's about earning the respect and admiration of the creative comunity
    Zoidberg: How about we rig the awards!
    Calculon: That's fine too

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: February 25, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Patric M. Verrone
DIRECTED BY: Bret Haaland

THE CYBER HOUSE RULES
PLEASE RISE FOR THE FUTURAMA THEME SONG
03ACV09
S03E11
Leela goes to her old orphanarium and she involves with an old partner, Adelai, that is now a plastic surgeon. He offers her to have two eyes and she accepted. Bender decides to adopt twelve kids to cash the government stipend for each one. Leela and Adelai were going out but when they decided to adopt a kid and Adelai didn't want to adopt a girl with a third hear, Leela dumped him but not before he left her with one eye again.

QUOTE:
    Bender: Sons, daughters, meet uncle Fry
    Fry: Hey, why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass?
    Bender: No! it's called parenting. Come on dumpings! We've got twelve government stipends to collect

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: April 1, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Lewis Morton
DIRECTED BY: Susan Dietter

WHERE THE BUGGALO ROAM
KRAFTED WITH LUV - By Monsters
03ACV10
S04E06
The crew goes to the Wong ranch in the Mars picnic day. Amy introduces Kif to her parents but they didn't like him. When the buggalos were stolen in a sandstorm, Kif tried to prove his manliness. They discovered that the rustlers were really the native martians. They kidnaped Amy instead of the buggalos. Leo and Inez Wong called Zapp Brannigan to negotiate with the martians, but they almost killed Amy with a tornado. Kif saved her flying a buggalo and the martians were impressed. Kif had to smoke peace pipe but he coughed and the martians tried crush him with a giant diamond. Realizing the prize of the diamond they decided to buy a new planet.

QUOTE:
    Kif: OK, the dynamite's in place
    Amy: Are you sure there's no other way to get the buggalo out?
    Leela: Not unless your parents have thousands of helicopters at their disposal
    Amy: Well, actually...
    Bender: Too late, this is more fun!

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: March 3, 2002
WRITTEN BY: J. Stewart Burns
DIRECTED BY: Susan Dietter

INSANE IN THE MAINFRAME
Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke
03ACV11
S03E12
Fry and Bender are sentenced to a Robot Insane Asylum. They were accused of Bank robbery, because if either of them testified against a robot named Roberto, the real thief, he will kill them. Inside the Asylum, while Bender had some fun, Fry was treated like any robot, so he later believed that he was actually one. Not enough with that, his new roommate results to be Roberto. They escaped and later Roberto tried to hurt the Planet Express but Fry tried to defend them, even when he wasn't a real robot.

QUOTE:
    Bender: Oh, someone had a busy day
    Fry: My roommate exploded! You've got to help me Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
    Bender: You could drop death. That'd show 'em!
    Fry: I don't wanna!!

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: April 8, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Bill Odenkirk
DIRECTED BY: Peter Avanzino

THE ROUTE OF ALL EVIL
Disclaimer: Any Resemblance to actual Robots would be really cool
03ACV12
S05E03
When Cubert and Dwight were suspended of boarding school, they sent the Planet Express crew to a fake delivery. The Professor and Hermes punished them by making them to get a job. The started their own delivery company and made more money than Planet Express. Later, they took control of Planet Express and hired Fry, Leela, and Bender, that were making illegal beer inside Bender. Everything was screwed up when they couldn't handle so many deliveries, but then, the Professor and Hermes helped them.

QUOTE:
    Bender: We're making beer! I'm the brewery
    Dwight: I heard alcohol makes you stupid
    Fry: No I'm...doesn't
    Leela: Actually Dwight you're right. Alcohol is very very bad... for children. But once you turn 21 it becomes very very good. So scram!

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: December 8, 2002
WRITTEN BY: Dan Vebber
DIRECTED BY: Brian Sheesley

BENDIN' IN THE WIND
FEDERAL LAW PROHIBITS CHANGING THE CHANNEL
03ACV13
S03E13
After Fry and Bender found an old VW van, Bender's gets paralyzed but to cheer him up, Beck's head invited him to join his tour. Bender accepted to go and the crew follow them in the old VW van. He became a real inspiration for the damaged robots but in a charity concert in San Francisco, Bender realized that he wasn't really paralyzed...

QUOTE:
    Fry: Hey, mister! Mind if I take this old van?
    Sal: Sure. You wanna dump the corpses out of theres, it's yourses!
    Fry: Yeah yeah! I've gotten used cars before

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: April 22, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Eric Horsted
DIRECTED BY: Ron Hughart

TIME KEEPS ON SLIPPIN'
FOR PROPER VIEWING TAKE RED PILL NOW
03ACV14
S03E14
The Harlem Globetrotters challenged Earth to play a Basketball match. The Professor created a team of Mutant Humans players with the help of time particles called chronitons from the Tempus Nebula. In the middle of the game time jumped mysteriously because of the chronitons extraction. They tried to stop the time with the help of Globetrotter Bubblegum Tate, but it didn't work. Fry, not knowing how because the time jumped, won Leela's heart. An implosion in the Tempus Nebula stopped time skipping but it was to late when Fry found out what he did to conquer Leela.

QUOTE:
    Fry: Pssst, Leela! I've set up a timeproof shelter in the closet. There's only room for two, and you're the one I wanna share with
    Leela: Aww! That's so sweet, let me see...
    (A room with a bed, candles and some hippie stuff)
    Leela: How exactly will this protect us from time jumps?
    Fry: Because when we're together in here baby, time will stand still!
    (Time slips and Fry appears with a black eye)
    Fry: Ouu!

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: May 6, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Ken Keeler
DIRECTED BY: Chris Loudon

I DATED A ROBOT
No Humans were probed in the Making of this Episode
03ACV15
S03E15
The crew decided to take Fry to do everything that he wanted to do. One of those things was to date a celebrity. He downloaded a copy of Lucy Liu in a blank Robot. Since Fry was expending to much time with a robot, Leela, Bender and Zoidberg went to Nappster.com and they saved Lucy Liu's head because people was making illegal copies of her. The nerds owners of the company attacked them with an horde of assassins an sexy Liubots. The crew ran to a Cinema and found Fry with his copy of Lucy Liu. After a Popcorn attack the robots were destroyed in a fire.

QUOTE:
    Fry: You're cute!
    Liubot: You're cute!
    Fry: You!
    Liubot: You!
    Fry: You!
    Liubot: You!
    Fry: You!
    (...the crew watching horrified...)
    Professor: Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot. Well, that's love for you

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: May 13, 0200
WRITTEN BY: Eric Kaplan
DIRECTED BY: James Purdum

A LEELA OF HER OWN
SCRATCH HERE TO REVEAL PRIZE
03ACV16
S04E10
Leela is signed to the NNY Mets after her awful playing. He became the first female major league blernsball player. She thought she was a big inspiration for all women, but later she realized that she was really the worst blernsball player ever. With the help of Aaron Jr, the worst blernsball player, she imporved her game until Jackie Anderson, of the NNYU blernsball team made a home run and ended her career.

QUOTE:
    Leela: Ta-da! The first woman ever to play major league blernsball. How do I look?
    Hermes: Like a sexy Yogi Berra!
    Professor: Why is your number seven-eight's?
    Leela: All the whole numbers have been retired
    Fry: Wow, I must say I'm impressed. You look just like a ball player. Can I pat you on the butt?
    Leela: Fry, I'm a professional athlete! So go ahead
    Fry: Ohh, now I'm too nervous

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: April 7, 2002
WRITTEN BY: Patric M. Verrone
DIRECTED BY: Swinton O. Scott Iii

A PHARAOH TO REMEMBER
PSST... BIG PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AFTER THE SHOW!
03ACV17
S04E07
Bender was worried because nobody will remember when he die. After a surprise funeral that wasn't enough for him, the crew deliveries a giant stone to a Egyptian planet. They ended as slaves, and since Bender liked the way they remembered the pharaohs, he changed the Wall Of Prophecy and became the new one. He made the slaves build a giant statue, that when it was finished decided to tear it down because it was to big. The sorcerers dumped Bender, Fry and Leela alive into the grave of the statue. they escaped but the statue was destroyed.

QUOTE:
    Leela: Oh right! How selfish of me. We'll just stay here forever. Hey Fry, remember that robot "Bender"?
    Fry: Bend...er? Doesn't ring a bell. Did you hear something Leela?
    Leela: No, but I bet it wasn't someone who was good at stealing
    Bender: Stop it stop it! It's not right! You've crossed a line!
    Fry: Hey Leela you know who I remember...?
    Bender: Oh please, let it be me!
    Fry: That guy who used to bend things. You know...?
    Bender: Me, please!
    Fry: ...Hermes

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: March 10, 2002
WRITTEN BY: Ron Weiner
DIRECTED BY: Mark Ervin

ANTHOLOGY OF INTEREST II
Hey TiVo! Suggest This!
03ACV18
S04E03
The Professor repairs the "What if Machine" with three new alternative histories. In the first one, Bender became human and started to party and eat all the time. He became so fat that he died in the Nobel Awards. In the second life was like a video game that ended with the invasion of some aliens with a lot of resemblance to the Atari and Nintendo games. The third is a dream of Leela finding her home, resemblance of "The Wizard of Oz" and Leela ends as the Bad Witch that died thanks to Zoidberg.

QUOTE:
    Professor: Care to say a few words Bender?
    Fry: He's dead!
    Wernstrum: When did he die?
    Professor: About 12 hours ago when the party started
    Wernstrum: But he just said "Woo"
    Professor: No. That was air escaping from the folds of his fat (He pushes Bender's fat and a "Woo" sounds)

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: December 31, 1969
WRITTEN BY: Lewis Morton | David X. Cohen | Jason Gorbett & Scott Kirby
DIRECTED BY: Bret Haaland

ROSWELL THAT ENDS WELL
FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY EXCEPT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA
03ACV19
S04E01
The Planet Express Ships is throw back in time with Fry, Leela, Bender, The Professor and Zoidberg. They appeared at 1947, in a town called Roswell. While Zoidberg is captured by the US Army along with Bender's body, Fry tries to rescue them but he met his grandfather Enos, that Fry killed when he was supposed to save him. Fry confused because he was supposed to be death, comforts Enos future wife and Fry's Grandma, having sex with her. The crew then stole a Microwave Antenna to go back into the future with Zoidberg and Bender.

QUOTE:
    Professor: Start the ship Leela. Let's just steal the damned radar dish and get back to our own time!
    Fry: But...but won't that change history?
    Professor: Oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: December 9, 2001
WRITTEN BY: J. Stewart Burns
DIRECTED BY: Rich Moore

GODFELLAS
PLEASE TURN OFF ALL CELL PHONES AND TRICORDERS
03ACV20
S04E08
During a space pirates attack, Leela launches Bender from a torpedo tube when the ship was going at top speed when she launch it. Bender was lost in the space, but when he hit an asteroid a civilization grew on his body, and he became a god. Unfortunately he made his work badly and all the civilization died. Meanwhile, Fry, with Leela's help, decided to find Bender. They went to a telescope in the Himalayas to find him with no results. Bender ended meeting an binary entity that was God. He made Bender think a lot and sent him back to the Earth.

QUOTE:
    Bender: So, do you know what I'm gonna do before I do it?
    God: Yes
    Bender: What if I do something different?
    God: Then I don't know that
    Bender: Cool cool! I bet a lot of people pray to you huh?
    God: Yes, but there are so many asking so much. After a while you just sorta tune it out
    Bender: Y'know, I was God once
    God: Yes I saw. You were doing well until everyone died

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: March 17, 2002
WRITTEN BY: Ken Keeler
DIRECTED BY: Susan Dietter

FUTURESTOCK
LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT
03ACV21
S04E09
Fry met an 80's businessman skipping the Planet Express shareholders meeting. Back in the meeting that guy is named the new Planet Express CEO with Fry's total support. That guy decided compete with Mom's delivery company and named Fry, vice chairman of the company. Then, that Guy decided to fire everyone and sell the company to Mom. In the sell, that guy had the 51% of the stocks but he died of boneitis. Fry granted the company control and stopped the sell.

QUOTE:
    Hattie: Enough talk. It's time for action. I move that everyone come to my apartment to snuggle my cat
    Scruffy: Second
    Professor: I move that your cat stinks and is ugly
    Scruffy: Second
    Hattie: I move that we vote on a new Chief Executive Officer and oust this old creep. And also that make cat smells good and is pretty
    (Scruffy thinks)
    Scruffy: Second

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: March 31, 2002
WRITTEN BY: Aaron Ehasz
DIRECTED BY: Brian Sheesley

THE 30% IRON CHEF
IF ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED, INDUCE VOMITING
03ACV22
S04E11
Bender decided to be a professional chef but the Planet Express crew reject him. He asked for help to Elzar, but he refused. Then he ended in a planet with space hobos and he met Helmut Spragle, the world's greatest chef. Bender was trained to be a chef and when Spragle died because Bender's food, he gave him a vial with "the pure essence of flavor". Back on the Earth Bender challenged Elzar to the Iron Cook contest and won because he used the vial, that was ordinary water with a few spoonfuls of LSD.

QUOTE:
    Bender: And that's how I defeated Elzar, thanks to Spargle's magic liquid
    Leela: Yes, we were there. And we just finished watching it on TV
    Professor: Hmm. Let me see that vial Bender. (..he analize the liquid..) Good Lord! According to the spectrolizer, Spargle's magic ingredient was...water, ordinary water!
    Hermes: No!
    Fry: Ah, so the real gift Spargle gave you was confidence. The confidence to be your best
    Professor: Yes, ordinary water. Laced with nothing more than a few spoonfuls of LSD

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: April 14, 2002
WRITTEN BY: Jeff Westbrook
DIRECTED BY: Ron Hughart

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