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So Easy A Cave Man Can Do It: Part 2

Author: Steven Gurman
Email: Ripcurlsufr96@aol.com
Website: Futurama Fan Forum

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Ext. Glass Dome-Back
(Lasers are shooting everywhere.  Fry and Leela are taking cover behind the Zamboni.)

Fry
Leela I need you to know if we don't get out of here I love you.

Leela
I know fry and I need to tell you something if we get out of here I owe you a date.

FRY
Really?

(Fry Jumps out behind the Zamboni Dives a Laser pistol in each hand shooting all the penguins around him.)

Int. Planet Express
(Meanwhile at Planet Express written on the screen)
(The Professor Sitting in a chair.)

Professor
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Int. Glass Dome
(Free Waterfall Senior is looking worried next to Zapp.)

Free Waterfall Senior
Zapp what are we going to do we are loosing men quickly.

Zapp
I don't know I'm just a regular guy.

Kif
(Sighs)What a surprise.

(Kif Broaden up his Shoulder.)

KIF
Heres the plan we need to surround the Penguins.

ZAPP
Alright heres the plan we need to surround the Penguins.

Kif
(Big Sigh)

EXT. GLASS DOME-BACK
(The Soliders are slowly surrounding the Penguins. In the Middle there is a small Igloo Type House where some Penguins are using it as a shield from the mass amount of Laser Flying Around.  There is no top to it and small windows so the Penguins can shoot out of)

Solider
We got almost everyone except the penguins in the Bunker.

(Fry comes barreling through the Soliders on the Zamboni.)

SOLIDER
We got your back.

(Fry speeding with the zamboni.  Fry Gets up right as the Zamboni hits the Front of the bunker. He jumps of the Zamboni giving him a mass amount of momentum from the Crash. His Body Flies over the opening in the ceiling His guns pointed down at the last remaining Penguins.  He lands the shooting stops coming from the Bunker.)

SOLIDER
We Did it we Won.

ZAPP
I did it I won.

FRY
Im alive I did it I won.

(Fry runs back to the crowd of soliders and Crew members. Leela Runs over to him and hugs him.)

LEELA
You did it.

FRY
No, we did it. In fact(screaming) We all did.

(The Crowd Screams in triumph.)

Bender
What are we going to do with all these bodies.

(Zoidbergs holding a phone.)

Zoidberg
(I got it, I got it, Hi, Mom, Dad its(Makes this weird sound with his mouth). Great news come down to Pluto there a Free Buffet. What yeah tons of Penguin. Hmmm Hmmm.Okay bye.)

LEELA
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

(All of a sudden a moan is heard.  Fry is seen Turning around.  There on the floor with a Gun Shot is Free Waterfall Senior.)

FRY
No, Free.  What happened?

FREE WATERFALL SENIOR
Isn't it a bit Obvious I was shot.

(Fry throws his hands up.)

FRY
Nooooooooooooo

(Fry slams his hands angerly onto the body.)

FREE WATERFALL SENIOR
Ouch You idiot your supposed to do that when I'm Dead.Uhhhhhh

(Free Waterfall Senior Falls Over Silent. Fry Throws his Hands up into the Air Screams.  Then slams his hands down on the body.)

FREE WATERFALL SENIOR
Good Job.uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ZOIDBERG
So does this mean all the Penguins are extinct?

LEELA
Im afraid it does mean that.

(Zodberg makes this high scream and starts eating all the dead penguins.)

ZOIDBERG
This Day its just keeps on getting better.

(A guy walks out of the Crowd.)

GUY
I have some bad news for someone named zoidberg.

ZOIDBERG
I'm right here whats the news.

GUY
Your Parents died on their way over here.

ZOIDBERG
That makes this Dasy slightly worse but look at all the great things that happened to me I saved my Friends I ate.

GUY
Oh yeah then their ship crashed into your planets ocean creating a tsunami that wiped out your Entire Planet.

ZOIDBERG
No, They bring me up then they pull me back down again.Ohhhhh

(Fry walks over to Zoidberg)

FRY
I'm really sorry Zoidberg about your parents killing most of your race.

ZOIDBERG
Atleast I Have my friends.

Television
(Morbo and Linda are sitting next to each other.)

LINDA
Our Next Breaking story today is that a war broke out today on the Planet of Pluto. Many Lie dead on the Cold Service.  The war was between the Smartened Dark Matter Penguins against the residence of Pluto with some help from Doop and Zapp Brannigan.

MORBO
Morbo thinks this is not the end of the killing of the human race. Mhahahahaha.

LINDA
Oh hahaha everyones so oblivious to what hes trying to tell us. We still all love you Morbo.

Int. Planet Express T.V Room
(Proffessor is sitting there watching T.V. He quickly walks out screaming for everyone to meet in the meeting room.)

Int.Meeting Room in PE
(Hermes, Amy and Scruffy are all sitting at the meeting table.)

PROFESSOR
Good news everyone its very likely that fry, leela, bender, and that piece of garbage zoidberg are all dead.

Hermes
How is that good news?

PROFESSOR
Well its not bad news.

Amy
Thats horrible what are we going to do. We don't know they are dead right.

Scruffy
Scruffy thinks we should stop delivering to Pluto

PROFESSOR
And Professor thinks you should Shut up. All we can do is wait.

INT. GLASS DOME
(Zapp, Leela, Kif, Fry Bender, are the only ones left in the dome.)

FRY
Hey Zapp thanks for everything.

ZAPP
No problem, its my duty to protect the safety of the Human Race.

KIF
Sir you didn't even want to come you were watching the stupid show with the cat and the mouse.

LEELA
Any way I think we better get back to Planet Express they are probably nervous wrecks by now.

EXT. GLASS DOME-Front-Ship
(Fry, Leela, and Bender all get onto the ship.  They ship takes off.  Zoidberg comes running out of the dome.With the Frozen Fry on top of the ship.)

ZOIDBERG
Friends I'm done with the penguins. HEllo? Friends? OHhhhhhhhhhhh.

Int.Planet Express Ship
(Leela and Fry are sitting down to eat.)

FRY
I feel like we forgot someone.

(Bender walk in with a tray of Lobsters.)

BENDER
Lobster any one.

FRY
Oh my God I forgot my watch at Penguins Unlimited I took it off right before battle. Its alright though it was just a plastic watch from Burger King Celebrating the Simpsons 40,000 season.

EXT. Planet Express
The Top of Planet express opens for the ship to land.

INT. PLANET EXPRESS
(The Crew walks off the ship.  Amy, Hermes, Scruffy, and Professor are all waiting for them.)

AMY
Fry, Leela, Bender your back. What happened.

FRY
War. Amy. War thats what happened. And I found a frozen me.

AMY
What

FRY
Yeah its on top of the ship. were going to try to get professor to unfreeze him so we can find more about me, I mean him.

BENDER
Oh yeah and all the penguins on Pluto are Extinct.

HERMES
Oh am I going to make Jerked Penguin now.

SCRUFFY
Scruffy feels relieved.

Int.Planet Express T.v Room
(Everyone Except Zoidberg and the Professor are Watching T.V. A news Flash comes on the Tv.  Linda and Morbo come onto the T.V)

LINDA
Hello, earth we have word that President Nixon is about to make a presidential Speech.

(Screen goes to a shot of Nixon in back of a podium with microphones in his face.)

Nixon
Hello Earth, today something horrible has happened on the planet Pluto.  A war broke out and we lost many good soliders.  But thats not the bad News the bad news is that all the Penguins in the Universe are extinct.

(Gasps from the Audience.)

NIXON
But some good news yet.  From our Universal Satelite we have found the people who started the Penguin War.

(A picture comes up on the Screen of leela, Fry, annd Bender. They all gasp.)

NIXON
If any one knows or can tell us where these humans are they are going to be sentenced to death by Drowning for starting a war with a endangered animal. The most horrible punishment we can give out.

BENDER
Yes, Suckas, Looks like you to are boned.Hahahahaha.

NIXON
We have identified the 4 of the prisoners as Turanga Leela, Philip. J Fry, Bender Bending Rodriguez, and Free Waterfall Senior. They are highly dangerous.

LEELA
Oh no what are we going to do.

FRY
We must Flee earth. We need to get out of here.

Smitty
(From outside)
Come out with your hands up we know your in there.

FRY
Amy make sure you get the professor to look at that frozen me while im gone.

(Fry, Leela and Bender run out of the Room.  The Professor walks in.)

PROFESSOR
Late News Everyone, thinking you were dead I made a clone of each of you.

HERMES
Professor they are about to take off. Can’t you just get rid of the clones

Professor
No not since the Law made in 3000. States you must not kill a clone it has to die of natural or accidental causes.  Otherwise I would have killed Cubert a long time ago.

INT. PLANET EXPRESS-Ship DOck
(Leela and Bender get into the ship.  Fry gets the Frozen him off the ship and puts it on the floor he runs into the ship.)

EXT. PLANET EXPRESS
(The Door opens in the Roof and the ship comes flying out of Planet Express.)

SMITTY
Fire, get a couple units after them.

(From inside a police ship.)

URL
Don't worry baby Im all over them.

Ext. Space-PE Ship
(The ship is taking heavy Fire.  They are followed closely by 4 police cars.)

INT. PLANET EXPRESS SHip
(Fry, Leela, and Bender are all sitting in the Flying room of the ship.)

FRY
What are we going to do Leela.

LEELA
Well First we need to lose them.

(Red Lights start Flashing in the Ship.)

BENDER
Whats that Whats that.

LEELA
Oh no I lost Control of the Ship the most of badly hit one of our wings.

FRY
Are we going to crash?

LEELA
Not if I can help it.  Were coming onto a Meteor zone. Maybe if I can get some what control of the ship we can land on a meteor and try to fix the Ship.

(Meteor start flying past them.)

BENDER
What about that one. No that one looks Nice,

LEELA
I think were going to have to lose them first. Alright I got the Controls back.

(The Ship Starts zooming in and out of oncoming meteors.  The Ship goes through a hole in one of the Meteors. 2 of the ships go on either side of the meteor.  The 2 ships crash into each other after getting around the Meteor.)

FRY
YEEEHAWWWWWW

(One ships on there tale.  The PE ships does a  loop leaving them on the back of the ship that was following them.  Planet Express BLows the ship out of the Sky.)

LEELA
I think thats it.

(The PE Ships lands on one of the meteors closest.)

Ext. MEteor Surface
(Fry, Leela and bender walk out of the Ship. Fry and Leela are waring space suits.)

LEELA
Alright we are going to need some stuff.  Bender go and get me all the tools and Extra supplies you can.

BENDER
Why me?

LEELA
Because Zoidbergs not here.

URL
Not so fast your under arrest for putting a species under excinction.

Announcer
Will Fry Find out who that frozen guy is or are they going to hold it off as long as they can to really annoy the readers. Are Leela Fry and Bender going to be arrested.  Are the Clones going to have something to do with the ending. Find out in the Next So Easy A Cave Man Can Do IT Part 3.

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